Marwood: If my father was loaded, I'd ask him for some money.
Withnail: If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
Withnail: If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
Marwood : If my father was loaded, I'd ask him for some money.
Withnail : If your father was my father, you wouldn't get it.
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