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Marwood Where is [Monty]?
Withnail Sulking up the hill. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology.
Marwood Suits me. He can eat his **** radish.
Uncle Monty I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot.
Uncle Monty It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when he awakens and quite reasonably says to himself: [He puts his hand on his heart] "I will never play The Dane." When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases.
I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops.
I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops.
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