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[While lost in the woods and then hearing rock music]
Dan Mott: Hey, that sounds like Creed.
Tom Marshall: I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.
Dan Mott: Hey, that sounds like Creed.
Tom Marshall: I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.
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[After finding Dan, Jerry and Tom in their boxers] Freeze you perverts!
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[after giving the nearly naked guys clothes] I'd get dressed faster if I were you 'cause I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years.
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[after scaring off Dennis and Elwood] When you peckawoods get your diapers cleaned come back! I'll be waiting!
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[Billy's Italian girlfriend rubs herself on his casket] Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do.
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[discovering a barn full of marijuana] Great mother of ganja!
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[While high on marijuana, after dodging a bullet] Whoa... Matrix.
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I'm not an astronaut, I'm an American.
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It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head.
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No worries, no responsibilities, just living in the moment.
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This never leaves the cave.
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Wow, this song is so uncool.
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You guys, check out this map. It looks like Billy left us a treasure map.