Wizards quotes

View Quote Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!

View Quote Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?

View Quote Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.

View Quote General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!

View Quote Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!

View Quote Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help.

View Quote Avatar: Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...
Weehawk: I still don't trust him.
Avatar: Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here! [levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle] Dammit...
Elinore: [giggling] He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!
[Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away]
Avatar: I wonder if I packed my scotch...

View Quote Fairy Child: Where's Daddy? What's he doing?
Fairy: He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.
Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?
Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.

View Quote Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.
Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. [Accidentally shoots Fritz] Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!

View Quote [Elinore sings "Only Time Will Tell"]
Elinore: ♪ Time renews tomorrow. When we've used today. ♪
♪ It will find the sorrow and wish it all away. ♪
♪ Love can play a new tune. On this carousel. ♪
♪ It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ♪
♪ Somewhere in the darkness. There must be a light. ♪
♪ Leading us together. Through the misty night. ♪
♪ And maybe in the new dawn. We can break the spell. ♪
♪ It may be tomorrow. But only time will tell. ♪
♪ There can be a new dream. One for us to hold. ♪
♪ Made with peace and hope and built upon the old. ♪
♪ No one has the answer. To give away or sell. ♪
♪ Tomorrow holds the secret. But only time will tell. ♪

View Quote [clapping] You always did need an audience you sap.

View Quote [leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.

View Quote [to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools.

View Quote Funny you should say that.

View Quote He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!