Kyle : A toast to - to beauty - and the truth, which is anything but beautiful...This is an occasion. We must proceed with, with quiet dignity... Mitch : What are we celebrating? Kyle : The end of a drought, a year-long drought. Mitch : We drank a toast to truth. Kyle : So? Mitch : So you ought to let us in on what you're really celebrating - or mourning. Kyle : So you'd like to know my secret. The secret is - not to pour the vermouth, just to pretend you're pouring it.

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