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[Salim and his pals go to a medical store to get liquid nitroglycerin to kill Zohan.]
Clerk: So, how can I help you gentlemen?
Salim: [takes out paper from pocket and reads] We wants lee-khwa-heed kny-troha-gesawin!
Clerk: I beg your pardon? [Salim repeats the words] Uh, I think I have some over here [places a box of Neosporin in front of them] There you go. This is the large container.
Salim: This work?
Clerk: Yes, it works fine.
Salim You use?
Oli Ballsack.
Clerk: Yes, from time to time. Sure!
Salim: [smiling at his friends and then whispering to the clerk] We take twelve!


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