You, Me and Dupree quotes

17 total quotes

View Quote Carl: And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
Dupree: You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!

View Quote Carl: He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.

View Quote Carl: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly: For a moose head?

View Quote Carl: What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree: I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.

View Quote Carl: What's with this Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch.
Dupree: It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.

View Quote Dupree: Carl, Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl: I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Dupree: Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable ****-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
Carl: I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.

View Quote Dupree: Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
Molly: You weren't wailing away...
Dupree: An animal wouldn't debase himself such!

View Quote Dupree: I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!

View Quote Dupree: The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional.

View Quote Dupree: [after falling on the skateboard] I've wracked my little Duprees!

View Quote Dupree: [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very responsible. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer: We work.
Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.

View Quote Dupree: [riding off on his bike] I'll be fine.
[almost immediately is knocked off by a car]

View Quote Lance Armstrong: [Having just read Dupree's book and breaking the forth wall] Lanceness Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss LanceNess [Very last lines after the credits]

View Quote Molly: Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl: What a homo.

View Quote Molly: I don't know. I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina".
Dupree: Really? I don't.