Mr. Chickenhawk, sir, you're making a ghastly mistake. I'm an impostor, a charlatan, a fake. I'm a duck masquerading in the guise of a chicken. Look, I'll prove it. [jumps off the hook and swims in a pail full of water] Quack, quack, quack! [jumps back onto the hook] That ought to convince you.
Mr. Chickenhawk, sir, you're making a ghastly mistake. I'm an impostor, a charlatan, a fake. I'm a duck masquerading in the guise of a chicken. Look, I'll prove it. [jumps off the hook and swims in a pail full of water] Quack, quack, quack! [jumps back onto the hook] That ought to convince you.
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