Zack Brown: I don't mean to alarm you... but I think I just jerked off Lester a little bit.
Miriam Linky: The Dutch Rudder?
Zack Brown: Yeah! It's ingenious, really.
Miriam Linky: If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch Rudder you for the rest of our lives.
Zack Brown: Good. I'm getting tired of ****in' the Fleshlight.
Miriam Linky: [laughing] You ****ed it?
Zack Brown: Yeah.
Miriam Linky: What'd it feel like?
Zack Brown: ...****ing a flashlight.
Miriam Linky: The Dutch Rudder?
Zack Brown: Yeah! It's ingenious, really.
Miriam Linky: If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch Rudder you for the rest of our lives.
Zack Brown: Good. I'm getting tired of ****in' the Fleshlight.
Miriam Linky: [laughing] You ****ed it?
Zack Brown: Yeah.
Miriam Linky: What'd it feel like?
Zack Brown: ...****ing a flashlight.
Zack Brown : I don't mean to alarm you... but I think I just jerked off Lester a little bit.
Miriam Linky : The Dutch Rudder?
Zack Brown : Yeah! It's ingenious, really.
Miriam Linky : If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch Rudder you for the rest of our lives.
Zack Brown : Good. I'm getting tired of ****in' the Fleshlight.
Miriam Linky : [ laughing ] You ****ed it?
Zack Brown : Yeah.
Miriam Linky : What'd it feel like?
Zack Brown : ...****ing a flashlight.
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