Toula quotes

View Quote [narrating] I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

View Quote [narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

View Quote [seeing herself in her wedding gown for the first time] I'm a snow beast!