“I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such...” – Toula, My Big Fat Greek Wedding ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002

Toula Nia Vardalos

[narrating]

I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

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