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Three Musketeers, The (1993)

Three Musketeers, The (1993) quotes

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Cardinal Richelieu
Milady DeWinter (Sabine)

Milady: I don't believe you've suffered the burden of chastity.
Cardinal Richelieu: Perhaps you're right.
[pulls back her cloak and moves to embrace her, Milady pulls out a dagger and holds it to his stomach]
Milady: I was making an observation, not an offer.
Cardinal Richelieu: A word of caution, Milady, a snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you!
Milady: And with a flick of my wrist, [inches the blade closer] I could change your religion.

Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Athos: Why not?
Porthos: I'm fighting him.
D'Artagnan: Not until one o'clock.
Aramis: I have a duel with him, too.
D'Artagnan: Not until two o'clock.

Porthos: This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan: There's no Queen of America
Porthos: I beg to differ, infant, we're on quite intimate terms unless you can prove otherwise.
D'Artagnan: [drawing his sword] Here's my proof!
Porthos: Oh I see, it's twit of the month, come to challenge the mighty Porthos.

Porthos:[Appears from a hole in the roof of the carriage with a glass bottle] Champagne?
Athos:We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!
Porthos:You're right! Something red! [Porthos ducks back into the carriage and Athos laughs. A moment later Porthos reappears with a different bottle] For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabnernet. [To D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.

Rochefort: How pathetic, killed by the same man that killed his father.
D'Artagnan: You killed my father?!?
Rochefort: Oh, yes. As I will you.

Sailors:[As Porthos jumps on the boat] Porthos the Pirate?! Aaah! [Jump into the ocean]
Porthos:I told you I was famous.

[Porthos descends on a chandelier and takes out most of Rochefort's men]
Porthos: Did I miss anyone?
Aramis: Congratulations Porthos, you've brought down the house.
Porthos: Oh, drat, I was trying to hit Rochefort.

[about MiLady DeWinter] A remarkable woman. The most beautiful I've ever known... and the deadliest. Which would explain my attraction.

[about the Cardinal] Is he a man of God or a man of gold?

[after falling on D'Artagnan] Ah, thank you. You broke my fall perfectly. I do apologize for the inconvenience.

[after King Louis tells him he has heard rumors of the Cardinal's betrayal] Ah, yes. That is usually the first. But really, your majesty, why stop there. There are so much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods... seduce the queen in her own chamber. Teach pigs to dance and horses to fly... [smiles] and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?

[After meeting, and somehow offending, each of the Three Musketeers] Three duels in one day...

[after Porthos saves him] It's about time!

[As D'Artagnan is about to be beheaded] D'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!

[Rallying the Musketeers against the Cardinal's Guard] Save the king!