10 Things I Hate About You quotes

View Quote 'Cause he was like- such a babe.

View Quote Bogie Lowenstien: That must be Nigel with the brie.

View Quote Geek: [When asked if he would go out on a date with Kat] Maybe. If we were the last two human beings alive. And there were no sheep. [smiles creepily] Are there sheep?

View Quote Joey Donner: [after she punches him in the face] Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose-spray ad tomorrow!

View Quote Mr. Morgan: [after reading a Shakespearean sonnet] Now. I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. [Kat raises her hand in the background] Yes, Ms. "I Have An Opinion About Everything?"

View Quote Bianca Stratford: What planet did you come from? Planet Loser?
Kat Stratford: As opposed to Planet Look-at-Me, Look-at-Me?
Walter Stratford: (claps) Ok, here's how we solve this one: Old rule out, new rule: Bianca can date...when she does (points at Kat)
Bianca Stratford: But she´s a mutant! What if she never dates?!
Walter Stratford: Then you'll never date...Oh I like that! And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated
Walter Stratford: (his beeper sounds) We'll continue this conversation later

View Quote Bianca: Can we for two seconds forget the fact that you are severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

View Quote Bianca: Yup, see, there's a difference between "like" and "love." Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But...I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack!
Chastity: Ohhh...

View Quote Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah...
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know...
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.

View Quote Cameron: So far she's not going for my guy. She's not a -
Bianca: K.D. Lang fan? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same sex tendencies.

View Quote Cameron: We are screwed
Michael: Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Cameron: [Cheerfully] We're screwed!
Michael: There you go

View Quote Cameron: Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
Michael: [Cameron reaches into a jar on the bar] Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.
Patrick: So, what have ya got for me?
Michael: A little insight into a very complicated girl....Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Michael: [Cameron and Patrick look confused] Nevermind.
Cameron: All right, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
Patrick: So you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Michael: Yes... well, just for now.
Cameron: And, umm, here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes... pretty guys.
Patrick: Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Michael: H--... he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Cameron: Yeah... I... I... just wasn't sure.
Cameron: All right, here's this... Likes Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion. Here's a list of CDs she has in her room...
Patrick: So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?
Michael: Have you ever been to Club Skunk?
Cameron: Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.
Patrick: I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?
Cameron: But she'll be there, she's got tickets.
Michael: Just assail your ears for one night.
Cameron: She has a pair of black underwear... If that helps.
Michael: [laughing cooly] Couldn't hurt, right?

View Quote Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

View Quote Dr. Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no... but it's only 4:30.

View Quote Joey: [holding up headshots] Which one do you like better?
Bianca: Hmm, I think I like the white shirt better.
Joey: Yeah, it's more...
Bianca: Pensive?
Joey: Damn, I was going for thoughtful.