Patrick Verona quotes
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What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?
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Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
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It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
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Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.
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[talking to Kat] Who knocked up your sister ?