Anthony "Tony" Lewis quotes
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What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
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[Meeting the village idiot] Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?
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Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again.
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All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
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Time for walkies!