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View Quote I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.

View Quote I had it all planned! It was perfect B, perfect! And no it's nothing! Nada! It's a goose egg! (Goes over to a table and drinks a whole glass of wine) College is for pussies!

View Quote I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.

View Quote I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat

View Quote I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

View Quote I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind

View Quote I'm gonna go enjoy my wad now, okay?

View Quote Legacy!

View Quote Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.

View Quote Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!

View Quote Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

View Quote Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

View Quote Sure, in "human" dollars.

View Quote That's a G chord..um, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.

View Quote The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.