Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Guano bowls! Collect the whole set!

View Quote Guano! Hello? Does "poop" ring a bell? [quotes from a book] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply in fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industy." THAT'S what this war is all about! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area... and you want that dooky so bad, you can taste it!

View Quote Hey, what are ya, HR Shove-N-Stuff?

View Quote I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

View Quote I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YA!

View Quote If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! [laughs menacingly] LOSER! [they fly off, Ace looks at the camera] Leh-hew... zhe-her!

View Quote It is the mucus that binds us.

View Quote It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

View Quote It's lovely, but I fancy myself in autumn.

View Quote Kinda hot in these rhinos...

View Quote Let's go kick some... [mimics as if to begin saying "ass"]... consolate butt!

View Quote Meeting with sinister types much? A-not 'too much', a 'much too much'.

View Quote NONSENSE POOPYPANTSSS!!

View Quote Spank you very much!

View Quote TAKE THAT, YOU WINGED SPAWN OF SATAN!