Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes

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Ace Ventura

View Quote That's quite a lovely rack you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

View Quote The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

View Quote There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] I'm sorry, what were you saying?

View Quote Vhere iz zhe bat?

View Quote We love you, dark continent! Good night!

View Quote You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

View Quote Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.