Morticia quotes
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[looking through Fester's suitcase] Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester- as if we'd run out.
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And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.
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Wednesday, play with your food!
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Thing, you're a handful.
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Don't torture yourself, Gomez- that's my job.
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Gomez, last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. [pause] Do it again!
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[looking through an armoire] Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe... Uncle Nick-Nack...
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They say she danced naked in the town square and enslaved a minister! But don't worry, we told Wednesday, "College first."
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[watching Pugsley sleep] He looks so sweet... just like a little entrée.