Gomez quotes
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[to Tully] Dirty pool, old man. I like it!
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"How do you take it off?" That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!
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Taught to us by our Cossack cousins, the Mamushka has been an Addams family tradition since God knows when. We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled. We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
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That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
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They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And, with God as my witness, I am that fool!
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2, 10, 11- eyes, fingers, toes!
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Morticia in danger stop. Send help at once stop.