Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes

McCroskey
Multiple Characters
Rumack
Striker

View Quote MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .

View Quote [Capt. Oveur to Joey] Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

View Quote [In voice over, with echo] I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate) I've got to concentrate! (...concentrate ...concentrate)

View Quote [To camera, after being rejected by Elaine] What a pisser.

View Quote Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.

View Quote All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

View Quote I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

View Quote I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. (repeated several times, once even after the plane has landed)

View Quote Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?

View Quote Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

View Quote Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

View Quote Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

View Quote Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, it's a dumb question, skip that.

View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.