Talk Show Guest : They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash ! Elaine : Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners? First Jive Passenger : Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java. Second Jive Passenger : Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden. Randy : Can I get you something? Second Jive Passenger : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Passenger : Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady Passenger : Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Randy : Oh, good. Jive Lady Passenger : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive Lady Passenger : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Second Jive Passenger : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! Jive Lady Passenger : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Passenger : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Lady Passenger : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph! Passenger : Oh...it's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film. Young Girl Passenger : *when offered cream for her coffee* No thank you, I take it black...like my men.

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