Alvin quotes
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So this is a classroom. [sniffs] I love the smell of zit cream in the morning!
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I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner! With some fava beans and a nice chianti. (imitates Hannibal Lecter)
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Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya!
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I'm not going anywhere without Daaa...! [the doctor injects him in the rear with a sedative] ...aaaydream believer, and the homecoming queen... [falls out cold]
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Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!