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[the Chipmunks answer the phone]
Simon: Be cool.
Alvin and Simon: [slowly] Hello?
Dave: Guys, it's me.
Alvin and Simon: Dave!?
Alvin: As in "Dave"?
Dave: Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.
Alvin: Have a little faith, Dave!
Theodore: Yeah! [falls off the pot rack] Mayday! [lands on a pan, and it hits the floor]
Dave: What was that?
Simon: [whispers to Alvin] Don't stress him out.
Alvin: Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah. She's cooking us a zesty five-course meal.
Dave: Really? Well, Can I talk to her?
Theodore: She's practicing her pole dancing.
[Alvin and Simon look confused]
Dave: Pole dancing? What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's goin' on?
Alvin: Gotta go, Dave!
Dave: Alvin, I'm not kidding!
Alvin: Feel better!
Dave: ALVI–!!
Alvin: [hangs up just before Dave finishes] Yep! Nobody does that better than him.


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