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[Ryan and Xander have dropped Simon into the toilet]
Simon: Can't swim! Help!
Alvin: Grab on, Simon! [pulls Simon out of the toilet]
Simon: Thanks. [shakes himself off]
Alvin: Are you okay?
Simon: Well, uh, considering that you just saved me from drowning in a toilet, I'm, uh, pretty good.
Alvin: I'll be right back. [walks into the corridor]
Simon: Alvin, Alvin! We're not gonna solve anything with violence!
[they spot Theodore hanging in the locker room; Ryan and Xander try poking him]
Ryan: It's the fatty ratty.
Theodore: Cut it out!
[they poke his rear]
Ryan: This rat has serious junk in the trunk.
Theodore: Hey!
Xander: Yeah, little fatty.
Theodore: Stop it!
Ryan: Tickles when I poke him. [Alvin and Simon furiously attack Ryan and Xander] Mommy!


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