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[the Chipmunks are sent to Dr. Rubin's office after their brawl against Ryan and Xander]
Dr. Rubin: You threatened to climb inside of him and build a nest.
Simon: That was out of line. I'm not even sure that's physically possible.
Dr. Rubin: I should suspend all 3 of you.
Alvin: Please do.
Dr. Rubin: Instead, I have a better idea. Due to budget cutbacks, we are in jeopardy of losing our beloved music program.
Simon: That's awful.
Dr. Rubin: I know. But there is one small ray of hope. Every year, the district sponsors a music competition, and the winner's school receives $25,000. If we win, we can save our program.
Simon: And you want us to perform?
Alvin: 'Cause I didn't think you were a fan.
Dr. Rubin: Why don't you sleep on it?
[she reaches for her jacket, revealing a tattoo of the Chipmunks on her left arm, to the Chipmunks' surprise]
Alvin: Wait a minute! What is that?! That's us!
Theodore: I look skinny.
Dr. Rubin: [shocked that they have noticed] Promise me that you won't say anything. A principal has a certain image to uphold, and if the faculty ever found out about this, I could– [laughs excitedly and bangs on her desk] I just cannot believe that you're actually sitting in my office! I have all of your C.D.'s. I even went to see you last year in Denver. That's where I got this. [her tattoo] It was my birthday. And I was like, "Ah! The Chipmunks! Ah!". So, what do you say, will you represent our school?
Alvin: Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.
Theodore: Come on, Alvin. Whattaya say? One for all, and 3 for one.
Simon: Well put, Theodore. Very well put. Count us in!
Alvin: [unenthusiastically] Yay.
Dr. Rubin: Go, Eagles!
Theodore: Eagles?! Where?!


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