American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote [To Jane] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

View Quote You cannot count on anyone except yourself.

View Quote You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!

View Quote I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today...

View Quote This is not just a couch. This is a $4000 sofa upholstered in Italian silk!

View Quote [To Lester] Honey, don't be weird!

View Quote I see you're smoking pot now! I'm so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.

View Quote There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.

View Quote [to Buddy King] **** me, your majesty!

View Quote I refuse to be a victim!

View Quote I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school.

View Quote I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.

View Quote [Answering Ricky's question if she wants him to kill Lester] Yeah. Would you?

View Quote Well...now I too need structure. And ****ing discipline!

View Quote Look mom, I really don't feel like having a Kodak moment here, okay?