American Pie quotes

40 total quotes

Jim
Jim's Dad
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler

View Quote I'll see you guys tonight, i'll look for you in the "No ****ing Section", right?

View Quote She called me and asked for my number.

View Quote She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

View Quote Sherman! What the **** are you doing here?

View Quote Vicky. Jessica. [walking away] Bitches!

View Quote We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.

View Quote Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

View Quote You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

View Quote [On condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...

View Quote [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is?