Carol Connelly quotes

View Quote [To Melvin] Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

View Quote Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?

View Quote If you ever mention my son again, you will never be able to eat here again. Do you understand? Give me some sign you understand, or leave now. Do you understand me, you crazy ****!

View Quote I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get outta this city.