As Good as It Gets quotes

41 total quotes

Carol Connelly
Frank Sachs
Melvin Udall
Simon Bishop

View Quote Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes, with boats, and friends, and noodle salad. Just, no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

View Quote The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

View Quote This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

View Quote Well then get in your jamies and I'll read you a story!

View Quote What if this is as good as it gets?

View Quote Where do they teach you to talk like that? Some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day and a last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.

View Quote Yes, I hate the doggy! Yes, I hate the doggy!

View Quote You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.

View Quote You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!

View Quote You wanna say no to me? You wanna say no to me?! 'Cause I've never felt this crazy as I do right now. I almost want you to say no.

View Quote You're a disgrace to depression.