Avengers: Age of Ultron quotes
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[After the other Avengers have tried and failed to lift Mjölnir]
Tony: The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.
Ultron: [Slowly] Worthy.
Ultron: No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
Rogers: Stark…
Tony: JARVIS…
Ultron: Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony: [Tapping his phone] Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armor around the world."
Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.
Tony: The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.
Ultron: [Slowly] Worthy.
Ultron: No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
Rogers: Stark…
Tony: JARVIS…
Ultron: Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony: [Tapping his phone] Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
Ultron: There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers: You killed someone?
Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor: Who sent you?
Ultron: [Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armor around the world."
Banner: Ultron!
Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha: What mission?
Ultron: Peace in our time.
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[At the party, a World War II veteran pesters Thor for some of his Asgardian mead]
Veteran 1: I gotta have me some of that!
Thor: Oho, no-no-no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor: All right. [Pours a shot of mead]
[Cut to the veteran being carried out of the apartment, impressively drunk]
Veteran 2: [Slurring] Excelsior...
Veteran 1: I gotta have me some of that!
Thor: Oho, no-no-no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor: All right. [Pours a shot of mead]
[Cut to the veteran being carried out of the apartment, impressively drunk]
Veteran 2: [Slurring] Excelsior...
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[Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]
Tony: She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Clint: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room]
Tony: [Caught off guard] And these are…smaller agents.
Clint: [Speaking to Lila] Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Laura: Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha: Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]
Tony: She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Clint: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: I already know all of your names.
[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room]
Tony: [Caught off guard] And these are…smaller agents.
Clint: [Speaking to Lila] Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
Laura: Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha: Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]
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[First lines of the film]
Iron Man: [bounces off a force field] Shit!
Captain America: Language!
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[after everyone else has reported from the battlefield]
Iron Man: Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
Captain America: I know! [hurls his bike through the front of a jeep] Just slipped out.
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[later, during another part of the battle]
Thor: Find the scepter. [Flies off]
Iron Man: And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America: [to himself] That's not going away any time soon.
Iron Man: [bounces off a force field] Shit!
Captain America: Language!
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[after everyone else has reported from the battlefield]
Iron Man: Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
Captain America: I know! [hurls his bike through the front of a jeep] Just slipped out.
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[later, during another part of the battle]
Thor: Find the scepter. [Flies off]
Iron Man: And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America: [to himself] That's not going away any time soon.
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[Hawkeye and Wanda take cover in a Sokovian house]
Wanda: [Panicking] H-How could I let this happen?!
Hawkeye: Hey, you okay?
Wanda: This is all our fault!
Hawkeye: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? [Wanda stares blankly] Look, I just need to know because, the city is… is flying. Look, okay? The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. [takes out an Ultron drone] But I'm going back out there 'cause it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.
Wanda: [Panicking] H-How could I let this happen?!
Hawkeye: Hey, you okay?
Wanda: This is all our fault!
Hawkeye: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? [Wanda stares blankly] Look, I just need to know because, the city is… is flying. Look, okay? The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. [takes out an Ultron drone] But I'm going back out there 'cause it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.
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[Iron Man confronts his creation in the Sokovian church]
Ultron: Come to confess your sins?
Iron Man: I don't know. How much time you got?
Ultron: [Revealing himself] More than you.
Tony: Have you been juicing? Little vibranium ****tail? You're looking… I don't wanna say puffy…
Ultron: You're stalling. To protect the people.
Tony: That is the mission. Did you forget?
Ultron: I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.
Ultron: Come to confess your sins?
Iron Man: I don't know. How much time you got?
Ultron: [Revealing himself] More than you.
Tony: Have you been juicing? Little vibranium ****tail? You're looking… I don't wanna say puffy…
Ultron: You're stalling. To protect the people.
Tony: That is the mission. Did you forget?
Ultron: I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.
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[Last lines of the film: Steve and Natasha walk through the new Avengers campus to meet their new teammates]
Rogers: They're not the '27 Yankees, but they'll do.
Natasha: We got some hitters.
Rogers: They're good. They're not a team.
Natasha: Let's beat 'em into shape.
[They walk into a large training room; we get shots of Sam Wilson, Rhodes, Vision, and Wanda]
Rogers: Avengers...
Rogers: They're not the '27 Yankees, but they'll do.
Natasha: We got some hitters.
Rogers: They're good. They're not a team.
Natasha: Let's beat 'em into shape.
[They walk into a large training room; we get shots of Sam Wilson, Rhodes, Vision, and Wanda]
Rogers: Avengers...
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[Still discussing Mjolnir]
Steve: But if you put the hammer in an elevator,...
Tony: It would still go up.
Steve: Elevator's not worthy.
Thor: I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.
Steve: But if you put the hammer in an elevator,...
Tony: It would still go up.
Steve: Elevator's not worthy.
Thor: I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours.
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[The Avengers, their party over, continue to hang around, more loosely inhibited]
Clint: [Discussing Mjolnir] It's a trick!
Thor: Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint: Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Thor: Well, please, be my guest.
Clint: Really?
Thor: Yeah.
[Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]
Rhodes: Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Tony: Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint: [To Thor] You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!
Tony: Smell the silent judgment?
Clint: Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill: Okay.
Rhodes: Uh oh.
Tony: I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony: I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back
[Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]
Rhodes: Are you even pulling?
Stark: Are you on my team?
Rhodes: Just represent! Pull!
Clint: [Discussing Mjolnir] It's a trick!
Thor: Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint: Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Thor: Well, please, be my guest.
Clint: Really?
Thor: Yeah.
[Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]
Rhodes: Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Tony: Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint: [To Thor] You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!
Tony: Smell the silent judgment?
Clint: Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill: Okay.
Rhodes: Uh oh.
Tony: I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony: I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back
[Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]
Rhodes: Are you even pulling?
Stark: Are you on my team?
Rhodes: Just represent! Pull!
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[The Maximoff twins find Ultron in a Sokovian church, cloaked in a crimson cowl]
Ultron: You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
Wanda: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
Ultron: Oh, I'm sure they do. [He stands and takes off his cloak] But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
Wanda: I didn't expect… [Nods at Ultron] But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create avengers. People create… smaller people? Uhh… children! [Chuckles] Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them… end.
Wanda: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
Ultron: I've come to save the world! [Beat] But also…yeah.
Ultron: You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
Wanda: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
Ultron: Oh, I'm sure they do. [He stands and takes off his cloak] But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
Wanda: I didn't expect… [Nods at Ultron] But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create avengers. People create… smaller people? Uhh… children! [Chuckles] Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them… end.
Wanda: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
Ultron: I've come to save the world! [Beat] But also…yeah.
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[The Maximoff twins have just discovered Ultron's plan to bring about humanity's extinction; Wanda read Ultron's mind and had a vision of a meteor striking Earth]
Wanda: [Horrified] How could you?
Ultron: How could I what?
Wanda: You said we would destroy the Avengers. Build a better world.
Ultron: It will be better.
Wanda: When everyone is dead?
Ultron: [Angry] That is not–! [calms himself] The human race will have every opportunity to improve.
Pietro: And if they don't?
Ultron: Ask Noah.
Wanda: You are a madman.
Ultron: There were more than a dozen extinction-level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs. When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, He's winding up. We have to evolve. There is no room for the weak.
Pietro: And who decides who's weak?
Ultron: Life. Life always decides.
Wanda: [Horrified] How could you?
Ultron: How could I what?
Wanda: You said we would destroy the Avengers. Build a better world.
Ultron: It will be better.
Wanda: When everyone is dead?
Ultron: [Angry] That is not–! [calms himself] The human race will have every opportunity to improve.
Pietro: And if they don't?
Ultron: Ask Noah.
Wanda: You are a madman.
Ultron: There were more than a dozen extinction-level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs. When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, He's winding up. We have to evolve. There is no room for the weak.
Pietro: And who decides who's weak?
Ultron: Life. Life always decides.
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[Thor tracks down Erik Selvig for help]
Thor: This may be dangerous.
Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
Thor: This may be dangerous.
Selvig: I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
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[U-Gin Genetic Research Lab, Seoul, South Korea – as Dr. Helen Cho enters her lab she sees Ultron]
Ultron: Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could’ve killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn’t.
Cho: Do you expect a thank you note?
Ultron: I expect you to know why.
Cho: The cradle.
[Cho hears her own recorded voice]
Cho: "This is the next thing, Tony."
Ultron: This... is the next me.
Cho: The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can’t build a living body.
Ultron:It can, you can. You lacked the materials. You’re a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.
[Ultron uses the scepter to manipulate Cho]
Ultron: Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could’ve killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn’t.
Cho: Do you expect a thank you note?
Ultron: I expect you to know why.
Cho: The cradle.
[Cho hears her own recorded voice]
Cho: "This is the next thing, Tony."
Ultron: This... is the next me.
Cho: The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can’t build a living body.
Ultron:It can, you can. You lacked the materials. You’re a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.
[Ultron uses the scepter to manipulate Cho]
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[Ultron reveals the army of drones he is constructing]
Ultron: We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.
Wanda: All of these are...
Ultron: Me. I have what the Avengers never will: harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...
Pietro: [Unimpressed] Everyone's plan is not to kill them.
Ultron: And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.
Pietro: I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it, every day.
Ultron: You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.
Pietro: The records are not the picture.
Wanda: Pietro...
Ultron: No, please.
Pietro: We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in - and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just… sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word.
Wanda: "Stark".
Pietro: We were trapped two days.
Wanda: Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, "This will set it off." We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.
Pietro: I know what they are.
Ultron: I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. [To Pietro] You and I can hurt them. [To Wanda] But you… will tear them apart. From the inside.
Ultron: We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.
Wanda: All of these are...
Ultron: Me. I have what the Avengers never will: harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...
Pietro: [Unimpressed] Everyone's plan is not to kill them.
Ultron: And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.
Pietro: I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it, every day.
Ultron: You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.
Pietro: The records are not the picture.
Wanda: Pietro...
Ultron: No, please.
Pietro: We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in - and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just… sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word.
Wanda: "Stark".
Pietro: We were trapped two days.
Wanda: Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, "This will set it off." We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.
Pietro: I know what they are.
Ultron: I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. [To Pietro] You and I can hurt them. [To Wanda] But you… will tear them apart. From the inside.
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[Wanda approaches Ultron's heavily damaged main body with revenge in mind for the death of her brother, Pietro. Despite everything he has done, Ultron still deeply cares for her safety.]
Ultron: Wanda… if you stay here, you'll die.
Wanda: I just did. Do you know how it felt?
[She telekinetically rips out his power source, causing Ultron to shut down]
Wanda: It felt like that.
Ultron: Wanda… if you stay here, you'll die.
Wanda: I just did. Do you know how it felt?
[She telekinetically rips out his power source, causing Ultron to shut down]
Wanda: It felt like that.