The Riddler / Edward Nygma quotes

View Quote You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!

View Quote [hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

View Quote Rise and shine, my little guinea-pig...

View Quote [to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.

View Quote [imitating game show host]] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! [[imitating shy game show contestant]] Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [[imitating game show host]] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!

View Quote (after throwing his old supervisor out of a window and into the water below) SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (winces) Ooooh! Nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze. (evil laughter)

View Quote [after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!

View Quote This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?!

View Quote [to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman?

View Quote You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!

View Quote [to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.

View Quote [to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?

View Quote [after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.

View Quote [after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!

View Quote [when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!

View Quote [after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.

View Quote Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

View Quote For if knowledge is power... then a god... am... (Demonic voice) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. [pauses] Was that over the top? I can never tell!