Batman Forever quotes

View Quote You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!

View Quote [A coin toss has decided a victim's fate] Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

View Quote [after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!

View Quote [after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.

View Quote [after shooting down the Batwing] I hope they can find the little black box.

View Quote [after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy] Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!

View Quote [dick asking for his suit] I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.

View Quote [hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot] Caffeine will KILL YA!

View Quote [imitating game show host]] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! [[imitating shy game show contestant]] Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [[imitating game show host]] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!

View Quote [reason why so many women love him] The car. Chicks love the car.

View Quote [to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.

View Quote [to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.

View Quote [to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?

View Quote [to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman?

View Quote [when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!