Axel Foley quotes

View Quote Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

View Quote [Upon entering the pool area on the Playboy mansion] Jesus Christ! [Then to his crotch] Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! [to Billy and Taggert as he takes a large step] I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me.