The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote (After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!

View Quote (repeated line) Shut the **** up Donny!

View Quote Answering Machine: Mr Lebowski, this is Bill Salinger of the Southern Cal bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...

View Quote Brandt: (Releasing a gale of forced laughter) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

View Quote Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

View Quote Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

View Quote Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

View Quote Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

View Quote Da Fino: Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.

View Quote Donny: I am the Walrus.

View Quote Donny: I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

View Quote Donny: Phone's ringing Dude.

View Quote Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece (reference to Walter's Colt pistol) out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click" (all eight rounds in his fully loaded Colt pistol were fired).

View Quote Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

View Quote Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude and Walter] Hey! What's this 'day of rest' shit? What's this bullshit? I don't ****ing care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable, man. Ha ha! I would've ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I'll **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Whoo! You got a date Wednesday, baby.