The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude] Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.

View Quote Nihilist #3: [Whilst making threatening moves toward the Dude] I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****... [Is smacked in the back of the head and lower back with a boom box before he can do anything]

View Quote Nihilist: We are Nihilists, Lebowski. We believe in nothing. Yeah, nothing.

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote Sheriff of Malibu: (To The Dude) I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.

View Quote The Dude: (With Brandt, encountering the young Mrs. Lebowski in a minimal bikini in a chaise overlooking the estate swimming pool) Ahhh, You're Bunny.

View Quote The Dude: Jesus.

View Quote The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

View Quote The Dude: Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.

View Quote The Dude: Uhhhh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

View Quote The Dude: Well they were looking for you, these two guys.

View Quote The Dude: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

View Quote The Dude: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

View Quote The Dude: [ignoring the phone] Thank you, Donny.