The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Nice marmot.

View Quote No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards.

View Quote No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an ASSHOLE!

View Quote Of course they were Nazis, Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

View Quote One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.

View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote Shomer Shabbos!

View Quote Smokey, this isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

View Quote Stay away from my special... from my ****ing lady friend man.

View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.

View Quote The **** is not the issue.

View Quote The Dude abides...

View Quote The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose

View Quote This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.