The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Those ****in' amateurs!

View Quote Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax -- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

View Quote V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

View Quote What the **** are you talking about? The C[****]man is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, C[****]man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

View Quote Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!

View Quote Yeah... I got a rash, man...

View Quote You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

View Quote You mean...coitus?

View Quote You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.

View Quote [admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

View Quote [in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer