The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

View Quote (After he defeats the Nihilists and Donny has a heart attack) We've got a man down!

View Quote The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

View Quote Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with The Jesus.

View Quote Bunny: (To The Dude) I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars

View Quote Donny: Phone's ringing Dude.

View Quote Does the Pope shit in the woods?

View Quote Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

View Quote Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

View Quote Donny: I am the Walrus.

View Quote Brandt: Aha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

View Quote Donny: I'm throwin' rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

View Quote Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.

View Quote Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

View Quote That rug really tied the room together, did it not? (The Dude laments his peed-on rug.) That's right, Dude, they peed on your ****ing rug.