The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

View Quote [While being shoved into a limo] Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

View Quote (shouting, holding his Colt .45 pistol in the air) Has the whole world gone crazy!? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!? Mark it zero! You think I'm ****ing around? (****s the hammer of his gun, "click", and says with a fierce, intolerant warrior expression) Mark . . it . . ZERO!

View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince

View Quote Jesus Quintana: [Talking to the Dude] Are you ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.

View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote Calmer than you are....

View Quote Pilar: [In response to Walter's query whether her husband in an iron lung still writes TV shows] Oh, no. He has health problems.

View Quote And, I would like my undies back

View Quote Donny, you're out of your element!

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Nothing is ****ED?! The god-damn plane has crashed INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

View Quote Eight year olds, Dude.

View Quote The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.