Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote [Jack and Gracie are in an elevator, on their way to confront Lo Pan]
Gracie: You have a gun, I hope?
Jack Burton: A knife.
Gracie: A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall!
Jack Burton: Seven. Besides, I can take him.

View Quote [calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

View Quote [On phone to insurance company] I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear "act of God"!

View Quote [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

View Quote [to Gracie Law] Could you stop rubbing your body up against mine? 'Cause I can't concentrate when you do that.

View Quote [to Lo Pan] Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

View Quote Abandoned like hell!

View Quote All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?

View Quote And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.

View Quote Everybody relax, I'm here.

View Quote Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

View Quote I can take it.

View Quote I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of . . . kind of invincible . . . Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

View Quote I took something. I can see things other men cannot see. Why are you dressed like that?

View Quote I was born ready.