Big Trouble in Little China quotes

73 total quotes

Jack Burton
Lo Pan
Multiple Characters
Wang Chi

View Quote Indeed!

View Quote It's all in the reflexes.

View Quote Its working!

View Quote Jack what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on Dave, you must be doing something wrong!

View Quote Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

View Quote Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes."

View Quote Lo Pan? Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

View Quote Nothin' or double, Jack.

View Quote Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're all alone in THIS universe.

View Quote Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!

View Quote Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn . . . call the president.

View Quote Ol' Jack always says . . . what the hell.

View Quote Peasant magic.

View Quote Shut up, Mr. Burton. You are not brought among this world to get it.

View Quote Son of a bitch must pay!