Blades of Glory quotes
54 total quotesChazz Michael Michaels
Hector
Jimmy MacElroy
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"I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, 'Hey, I've got a third ball.'" [vomits]
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"I see you got fat!!"
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"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl, but not hot!!"
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"I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one that looks like Elvis?? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup."
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"I swear to god, if you cut my head off...."
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"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.... it's coming up."
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"I wanna wear the gold medal.... naked."
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"I'll get inside your face."
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"I'm still going to kill you someday."
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"If we went to a Halloween party as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me."
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"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out there on the ice."
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"It's not gonna matter cuz' you're flat in front like Ken!!"
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"Jimmy!! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood??"
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"Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from Hell, okay?? We're going straight up the ass of the competition, Scott."
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"No exaggeration, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush."