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(About The Blair Witch Project) I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was... (Pauses) In hospital. But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times.
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(About his girlfriend Tristen's death) It was all an accident! I swear to Christ it was all an accident!!
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(About Kim) She's a little weird. She thinks she's psychic or some shit.
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(About the corpses of the German tourists) Their bodies were laid out in the shape of a Pentagram! Does that sound familiar?
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(About their destination) The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.
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(About tourists in Burkittsville) And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude." We've got a bond, man, like a connection.
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(To a German tourist) Just give us till dawn and we're out of here. We're cold, we're tired, and we're a little freaked out. We saw something at the Coffin Rock today.
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(To a tour guide in the woods) Your balls will fall off in three days!
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(To tourists running into the Black Hills) Get out of those woods and go home! Because there's no goddamn Blair Witch!
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(Upon being asked if Tristen will be OK) I don't know.
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Erica: Banished my ass! They dragged her out into the woods in the middle of winter and tied her to a ****in' tree to die!
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Erica: Not yet. But that's why I'm here.
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Police officer: (To Stephen) You're not makin' a believer out of me, son.
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Tristen: (About Elly) But don't you think it's strange, how they banished her from Blair?
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Tristen: (About Elly) You've spoken to her!?!