Jeff Donovan quotes

View Quote (About The Blair Witch Project) I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was... (Pauses) In hospital. But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times.

View Quote (About tourists in Burkittsville) And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude." We've got a bond, man, like a connection.

View Quote (About Kim) She's a little weird. She thinks she's psychic or some shit.

View Quote That's right, my friends. For two glorious days and nights we will be walking the same path that the Witch herself once walked. Following the same path where her victim's blood was split, possibly using your own souls in the process.

View Quote (About their destination) The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.

View Quote (To a tour guide in the woods) Your balls will fall off in three days!