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Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How do you think he rides a bike? Oh, and Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun.
Claire: You know what I wish I was doing right now...?
Bender: Uh-uh, watch what you say; Brian here's a cherry.
Brian: A cherry?
Claire: I wish I was on a plane...to France...
Brian: [quietly, to John only] I'm not a cherry.
Bender: When have you ever gotten laid?
Brian: I've laid lots of times.
Bender: Name-one.
Brian: She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagra Falls; you wouldn't know her.
Bender: You ever laid anyone around here? [Brian, nervous that Claire might hear, motions for John to quiet down.] Oh...you and Claire did it...
Claire: What are you talking about?
Brian: Nothing, nothing. [to John] Let's just talk about it later, just drop it--
Claire: --No, drop what? What are you talking about?
Bender: Well, in addition the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area, that currently you and he are riding the hobby horse.
Claire: Little pig!
Brian: No, I'm not, I'm--John said I was I cherry, I said I wasn't! That's it! That's all that was said!
Bender: Well, then what were you motioning to Claire for?
Claire: You know, I don't appreciate this, Brian.
Brian: He is lying!
Bender: Oh, you weren't motioning to Claire?
Brian: [hesitantly] You know he's lying, right?
Bender: Were you, or were you not, motioning to Claire?
Brian: Yeah, but it's...it's because I didn't want her to know I was a virgin. [John and Claire stare at him for a moment.] Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry!
Claire: Why didn't you to want me to know you were a virgin?
Brian: 'Cause it's personal business! It's my personal, private business!
Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't look like you have any business.
Claire: I think it's OK for a guy to be a virgin.
[John and Brian stare at Claire]
Brian: Really?
[Claire nods yes]

Bender : Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty. Claire : No thank you. Bender : How do you think he rides a bike? Oh, and Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy like this? Claire : Can't you just leave me alone? Bender : I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun. Claire : You know what I wish I was doing right now...? Bender : Uh-uh, watch what you say; Brian here's a cherry. Brian : A cherry? Claire : I wish I was on a plane...to France... Brian : [quietly, to John only] I'm not a cherry. Bender : When have you ever gotten laid? Brian : I've laid lots of times. Bender : Name-one. Brian : She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagra Falls; you wouldn't know her. Bender : You ever laid anyone around here? [Brian, nervous that Claire might hear, motions for John to quiet down.] Oh...you and Claire did it... Claire : What are you talking about? Brian : Nothing, nothing. [to John] Let's just talk about it later, just drop it-- Claire : --No, drop what? What are you talking about? Bender : Well, in addition the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area, that currently you and he are riding the hobby horse. Claire : Little pig! Brian : No, I'm not, I'm--John said I was I cherry, I said I wasn't! That's it! That's all that was said! Bender : Well, then what were you motioning to Claire for? Claire : You know, I don't appreciate this, Brian. Brian : He is lying! Bender : Oh, you weren't motioning to Claire? Brian : [hesitantly] You know he's lying, right? Bender : Were you, or were you not, motioning to Claire? Brian : Yeah, but it's...it's because I didn't want her to know I was a virgin. [John and Claire stare at him for a moment.] Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry! Claire : Why didn't you to want me to know you were a virgin? Brian : 'Cause it's personal business! It's my personal, private business! Bender : Well, Brian, it doesn't look like you have any business. Claire : I think it's OK for a guy to be a virgin. [John and Brian stare at Claire] Brian : Really? [Claire nods yes]