Caddyshack quotes

107 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb

View Quote Weeeeell, we're waiting!

View Quote [After dropping anchor on top of Judge Smails' sailboat] Hey! You scratched my anchor!

View Quote [After the gopher took his ball] That kangaroo stole my ball!

View Quote [aiming with a rifle] FREEZE, GOPHER!!!

View Quote [singing] I was born to love you.
I was born to lick your face.
I was born to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.

View Quote [To his Chinese friend who is taking pictures] Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? This is a parking lot!

View Quote [to Ty, about Judge Smails] If he bothers you, I'll take care of him. What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

View Quote Ahoy, polloi!

View Quote And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! A nice boy. Alright, he's a good boy. [He looks away] I tell ya. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

View Quote Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right? Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

View Quote Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?

View Quote Don't count that one; winter rules.

View Quote Don't worry about this one. If you miss it, we lose.

View Quote Doodie!

View Quote Double turds!