“Oh, Porterhouse! Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is...” – Judge Smails, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

Oh, Porterhouse! Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off! I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. And I want them now! Chop chop!

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