Judge Smails: Get dressed Spaulding, you're playing golf today.
Spaulding: No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails: No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding: But what about my asthma?
Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.
Spaulding: No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails: No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding: But what about my asthma?
Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.
Judge Smails : Get dressed Spaulding, you're playing golf today.
Spaulding : No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails : No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding : But what about my asthma?
Judge Smails : I'll give you asthma.
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