Cop: Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you home.
William Lichter: Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?
Cop: Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that... [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.
William Lichter: Wh-what?
Cop: That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.
William Lichter: He... he said that?
Cop: Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...
William Lichter: No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.
William Lichter: Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?
Cop: Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that... [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.
William Lichter: Wh-what?
Cop: That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.
William Lichter: He... he said that?
Cop: Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...
William Lichter: No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.
Cop : Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you home.
William Lichter : Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?
Cop : Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that... [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.
William Lichter : Wh-what?
Cop : That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.
William Lichter : He... he said that?
Cop : Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...
William Lichter : No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.
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